Stigsterpop is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, merciful porpoise.

Stigsterpop created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigsterpop, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stigsterpop, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Stigsterpop's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Stigsterpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near geese while wearing brown skirts and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your neck.

2. Never feed garlic to seals while wearing mauve rings.

3. You must pray to Stigsterpop nine times a day.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Always stare at clouds.