Jatfatpas is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent zebra.

Jatfatpas created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatfatpas, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jatfatpas, she will not care at all.

Jatfatpas' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Jatfatpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not kill birds.