Rapfut is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, effective mongoose.

Rapfut created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapfut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rapfut, it will be mildly annoyed.

Rapfut's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Rapfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never chant near squirrels.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.