Genbafdub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unthinking tortoise.

Genbafdub created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genbafdub, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Genbafdub, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Genbafdub's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Genbafdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. You must love Genbafdub.