Dodhugfad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, emotional hyena.

Dodhugfad created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dodhugfad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dodhugfad, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Dodhugfad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dodhugfad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Do not take Dodhugfad's name in vain.

5. Never feed lots of strawberries to aardvarks while wearing green stockings.