Mipganfit is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous jaguar.

Mipganfit created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipganfit, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mipganfit, he will refuse to believe in you.

Mipganfit's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Mipganfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never paint your legs gray.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.