Lidlaplab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, stupid hyena.

Lidlaplab created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidlaplab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lidlaplab, she will throw large rocks at you.

Lidlaplab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Lidlaplab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven grasshopers in a large pit.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.