Migbutbug is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, calm swan.

Migbutbug created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Migbutbug, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Migbutbug, she will turn you into a rock.

Migbutbug's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Migbutbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Migbutbug in the centre of the settlement.

3. Migbutbug must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Migbutbug.