Fummobcardubfasfot is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent guinea pig.

Fummobcardubfasfot created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Fummobcardubfasfot, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fummobcardubfasfot, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fummobcardubfasfot's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fummobcardubfasfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.