Queegyokkin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless gnu.

Queegyokkin created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegyokkin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Queegyokkin, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Queegyokkin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Queegyokkin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.