Sigappman is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional penguin.

Sigappman created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigappman, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sigappman, she will turn you into a worm.

Sigappman's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Sigappman's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near mites while wearing magenta shirts and balancing five titanium spheres on your arms.