Zangangep is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous toad.

Zangangep created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zangangep, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zangangep, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Zangangep's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Zangangep's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never feed grapes to doves while wearing stockings.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.