Flyvidtan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, smart fly.

Flyvidtan created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Flyvidtan, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flyvidtan, she will cry a lot.

Flyvidtan's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Flyvidtan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Flyvidtan.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Flyvidtan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always treat geese with great respect.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near doves while wearing orange jumpers and balancing six copper spheres on your feet.