Wangamhak is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent chinchilla.

Wangamhak created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wangamhak, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wangamhak, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wangamhak's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Wangamhak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five carbon sculptures of Wangamhak on top of important buildings.

2. Cats are not to be trusted.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not hurt frogs.

5. Never write about planets.