Sabcadquag is a god.

He takes the form of a large, sapient wren.

Sabcadquag created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabcadquag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sabcadquag, he will turn you into a dog.

Sabcadquag's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Sabcadquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near ants while wearing yellow corsets and balancing seven copper spheres on your arms.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Run away if five capybaras approach from the north.

5. Always help sick voles.