Wapsashud is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, caring tortoise.

Wapsashud created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Wapsashud, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wapsashud, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wapsashud's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Wapsashud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Hide if nine swans approach from the north.

5. Always help sick pigs.