Cussbellan is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective jaguar.

Cussbellan created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Cussbellan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cussbellan, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cussbellan's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cussbellan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near eagles while wearing red rings and balancing four iron spheres on your chest.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Always help sick tapirs.