Likortlop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful goat.

Likortlop created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Likortlop, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Likortlop, it will turn you into a dog.

Likortlop's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Likortlop's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six manatees approach from the north.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Likortlop.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.