Sasnarfub is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, pitiless wombat.

Sasnarfub created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasnarfub, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sasnarfub, it will destroy your home planet.

Sasnarfub's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sasnarfub's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

2. You must pray to Sasnarfub three times a day.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never hurt sheep.