Hitgubsak Sandbossjonyim is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, self-assured capybara.

Hitgubsak Sandbossjonyim created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitgubsak Sandbossjonyim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hitgubsak Sandbossjonyim, she will boil you in a big pot.

Hitgubsak Sandbossjonyim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hitgubsak Sandbossjonyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always take life seriously.