Podjoncud is a god.

He takes the form of a small, selfish gnu.

Podjoncud created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podjoncud, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Podjoncud, he will have a low opinion of you.

Podjoncud's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Podjoncud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never hurt cats.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near nematodes while wearing blue stockings and balancing seven copper spheres on your chest.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.