Popnegsom is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, compassionate wyvern.

Popnegsom created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popnegsom, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Popnegsom, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Popnegsom's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Popnegsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink alcohol.