Yimbumnib is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, conceited dog.

Yimbumnib created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimbumnib, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yimbumnib, it will destroy your favourite star.

Yimbumnib's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Yimbumnib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Yimbumnib on top of all buildings.

2. Always help sick horses.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.