Cebnadwatdoss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous jackal.

Cebnadwatdoss created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Cebnadwatdoss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cebnadwatdoss, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cebnadwatdoss' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cebnadwatdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Cebnadwatdoss on top of all buildings.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not speak about carrots.