Quartwabmob is a god.

She takes the form of a small, tiresome cobra.

Quartwabmob created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Quartwabmob, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quartwabmob, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Quartwabmob's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Quartwabmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quartwabmob.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.