Lamgodhas is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong unicorn.

Lamgodhas created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamgodhas, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lamgodhas, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lamgodhas' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Lamgodhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.