Bogkabyogtail is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, contented fish.

Bogkabyogtail created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogkabyogtail, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bogkabyogtail, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bogkabyogtail's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bogkabyogtail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Bogkabyogtail in the centre of the settlement.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

5. Run away from fawn foxes, for they are unholy.