Narbetdon Watarparp is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, capable guinea pig.

Narbetdon Watarparp created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narbetdon Watarparp, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Narbetdon Watarparp, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Narbetdon Watarparp's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Narbetdon Watarparp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Narbetdon Watarparp on top of all buildings.