Cussflowcenlan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, narcissistic scorpion.

Cussflowcenlan created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussflowcenlan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cussflowcenlan, he will manifest in front of you.

Cussflowcenlan's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cussflowcenlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cussflowcenlan's name in vain.

2. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Hide from red grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Never hurt porpoises.

5. Do not eat lemons.