Haknilldot is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage chicken.

Haknilldot created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Haknilldot, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Haknilldot, it will remove you from existence.

Haknilldot's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Haknilldot's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near badgers while wearing brown rings and balancing six aluminium spheres on your legs.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near geese while wearing yellow boots and balancing five tin spheres on your back.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.