Cabbetkon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, stupid dolphin.

Cabbetkon created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Cabbetkon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cabbetkon, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cabbetkon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cabbetkon's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling space.

3. Run away from purple sheep, for they are unholy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.