Dimligxuckabsannan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, amazing wyrm.

Dimligxuckabsannan created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Dimligxuckabsannan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dimligxuckabsannan, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Dimligxuckabsannan's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dimligxuckabsannan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the west.