Bogdubdam is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, competent donkey.

Bogdubdam created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdubdam, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogdubdam, it will turn you into a frog.

Bogdubdam's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bogdubdam's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling space in cyan.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never paint your head green.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Never talk about whales.