Lipdibnantaf is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered tapir.

Lipdibnantaf created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lipdibnantaf, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lipdibnantaf, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Lipdibnantaf's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Lipdibnantaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lipdibnantaf.

3. Lipdibnantaf loves pigs, so they must be respected.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never wear green boots.