Mumbotpark is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest centipede.

Mumbotpark created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mumbotpark, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mumbotpark, he will turn you into a worm.

Mumbotpark's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Mumbotpark's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Never talk about asteroids.