Nabsidjam is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, self-confident pigeon.

Nabsidjam created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabsidjam, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nabsidjam, she will turn you into a rat.

Nabsidjam's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nabsidjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Do not kill badgers.