Venbogspag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient ferret.

Venbogspag created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Venbogspag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Venbogspag, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Venbogspag's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Venbogspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Venbogspag's name in vain.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not eat peas.