Butcidditstig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, pitiless mink.

Butcidditstig created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butcidditstig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Butcidditstig, she will destroy your home solar system.

Butcidditstig's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Butcidditstig's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

5. Never hurt monkeys.