Bunlan Gemgep is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, omnipotent slug.

Bunlan Gemgep created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bunlan Gemgep, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bunlan Gemgep, she will jump up and down on your head.

Bunlan Gemgep's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bunlan Gemgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always obey Bunlan Gemgep's priests.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat bark.