Nanbut is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, staggering mink.

Nanbut created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanbut, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nanbut, she will destroy your home planet.

Nanbut's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nanbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Feed all hungry squirrels.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never sit near horses.