Bogbunkap is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, charitable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bogbunkap created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Bogbunkap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bogbunkap, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bogbunkap's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bogbunkap's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Retreat if five shrews approach from the north.

5. Never eat bark.