Govspaglad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, cheerful dolphin.

Govspaglad created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govspaglad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Govspaglad, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Govspaglad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Govspaglad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Govspaglad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Respect your elders.