Himnabcud is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful ferret.

Himnabcud created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himnabcud, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Himnabcud, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Himnabcud's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Himnabcud's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Hide from orange foxes for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.