Xemstigsaddag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, impressive hare.

Xemstigsaddag created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xemstigsaddag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xemstigsaddag, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Xemstigsaddag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Xemstigsaddag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Run away if seven eagles approach from the west.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Put Xemstigsaddag first in all things.

5. Worship no other gods but Xemstigsaddag.