Gennillrap Rotnigtom is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, emotional manatee.

Gennillrap Rotnigtom created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Gennillrap Rotnigtom, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gennillrap Rotnigtom, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gennillrap Rotnigtom's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gennillrap Rotnigtom's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never wear white skirts.

3. Never think ill of sick great tits.

4. Never hurt monkeys.

5. Do not shave your legs.