Sandbemnart is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing dugong.

Sandbemnart created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandbemnart, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sandbemnart, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sandbemnart's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sandbemnart's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sandbemnart.

2. Hide from brown geese for they are unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.