Xucingfud is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust sheep.

Xucingfud created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Xucingfud, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Xucingfud, it will turn you into a sheep.

Xucingfud's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Xucingfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never paint your head magenta.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not listen to music.