Gomhadsis is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident salamander.

Gomhadsis created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomhadsis, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gomhadsis, it will come to you in dreams.

Gomhadsis' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gomhadsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Run away from gray sharks, for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about gravity.