Davpakdod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty dove.

Davpakdod created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davpakdod, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Davpakdod, she will turn you into a dog.

Davpakdod's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Davpakdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never sing in the presence of capybaras.

5. Never look in ponds.