Yartpaspib Nurlbedpinab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, thoughtless hyena.

Yartpaspib Nurlbedpinab created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartpaspib Nurlbedpinab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Yartpaspib Nurlbedpinab, she will destroy your favourite star.

Yartpaspib Nurlbedpinab's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Yartpaspib Nurlbedpinab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Yartpaspib Nurlbedpinab.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. You must love Yartpaspib Nurlbedpinab.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.